How to stay safe in the World today!
Where IS the Safest Place?
1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because
17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So, above all else, avoid hospitals.
But. . .
You will be pleased to learn that only .001%
of all deaths occur in worship services in church,
and these are usually related to previous physical
disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest
place for you to be at any given point in time is at
And . . . Bible study is safe too!
The percentage of deaths
during Bible study is even less.
and read your Bible
IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!
GOD BLESS YOU!!!
I just thought I'd mention here too that Andrew left on "Vacation" yesterday to go visit the Bartlett family up in the Turtle Mountains! I'm sure he'll have a wonderful time--working and playing and making music with good friends. He plans to return home tomorrow, unless it rains a lot... If it does rain here, he may be tempted to stay there a bit longer.......?