Does anyone want to buy a cow? :)

Buying a Cow:

A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his cow as follows:

Basic cow........................... $499.95 *
Shipping and handling................. 35.75 *
Extra stomach......................... 79.25 *
Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10 *
Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50 *
Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60 *
Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20 *
Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50 *
Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90 *
Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25 *
Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40 *
4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16 *
Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80 *

FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36 *
Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36