Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Good thinking...

If I had to name one thing that farmers have and use every day, (other than answering: a tractor!) I would say it is: common sense.

You have to think logically and clearly if you're going to be able to survive out here--with all the Goliaths of the land wanting to take over. Sometimes, you have to be quite resourceful to make things work--just temporarily, of course! My brother, Andrew, found this joke on-line the other day and I thought I'd share it with you now... I think you'll like it!

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated cabin, far removed from any town. The hunters had heard that the locals in the area were quite hospitable, so they knocked on the door to ask permission to rest. No one answered their knocks, but they discovered the cabin was unlocked and they entered.It was a simple place -- two rooms with a minimum of furniture and household equipment. Nothing was unusual about the cabin except the stove. It was large, pot-bellied, and made of cast-iron. What was strange about it was its location: it was suspended in midair by wires attached to the ceiling beams."Fascinating," said the psychologist. "It is obvious that this lonely trapper, isolated from humanity, has elevated this stove so that he can curl up under it and vicariously experience a return to the womb.""Nonsense!" replied the engineer. "The man is practicing the laws of thermodynamics. By elevating his stove, he has discovered a way to distribute heat more evenly throughout the cabin.""With all due respect," interrupted the theologian, "I'm sure that hanging his stove from the ceiling has religious meaning. Fire LIFTED UP has been a religious symbol for centuries."The three debated the point for several hours without resolving the issue.When the trapper finally returned, they immediately asked him why he had hung his heavy pot-bellied stove from the ceiling.His answer was succinct. "Had plenty of wire, not much stove pipe."

1 comment:

Dawn Bornemann said...

Oh Cora,
Thanks for sharing that with everyone. I know that I tend to do this very thing--make things more complex than they often are and then wonder why I get stressed! This joke should be a good reminder to me to "Lighten up."
Happy today and congratulations on all of your new calves.